The Dangers of Lolis

Lolis are very dangerous creatures.

About lolis

 * lolis are lizards.
 * they never grow beyond the height of a 9 year old girl.
 * lolis lay their eggs like wasps. they lay their eggs inside a host. the loli larvae (lolvae) then eat the host from the inside out.
 * lolicons are in fact being controlled by young lolis and seek out older lolis so their purpose as a host can be furthered
 * kinder eggs were banned in the USA due to them containing lolvae and inscreasing loli population
 * lolis frequently have diseases and should not be touched

Safety

 * should you find a loli in your house, burn it and run.
 * avoid coming into direct contact with a loli, as their sweat glands secrete poison that can give you cancer and autism
 * should you find yourself attracted to a loli, set yourself on fire.
 * never buy eggs on easter. as they frequently are loli eggs in disguise.
 * be sure you know the differences between lolis and little girls.
 * never go to playgrounds. lolis frequently hide in these places.